Relive that playground drama with our "Sibling Rivalry" embroidered caps – hilariously scrawled in kid-style handwriting for that perfect mix of swagger and childhood chaos.

Whether you're the actual oldest or just claiming the crown, the 'I'm the Eldest Boy' cap makes a bold, funny statement. Even better? Customise it to "Eldest Girl" or another title of your choosing – because dynasties aren't just for boys.

The 'Golden Child' caps speaks for itself - a perfect cap for a perfect person - it even has a little crown to celebrate their incredible achievements.

And lastly, and in some cases least importantly, the 'Middle Child' cap - there's not much more to say about this one.

Part of our sibling rivalry range including:
'I am the Eldest Boy/Girl'
'Middle Child'
'Golden Child'

Features:
High-quality embroidery in playful, childlike font
Comfortable, adjustable unisex fit – one size fits most adult heads
Made from breathable cotton – perfect for daily wear or ironic power plays

Custom Options:

Want it to say "I'm the Eldest Girl"?
Prefer a different title? Add your custom request in the when ordering (e.g., "I'm the Middle Child", "I'm the Only One That Matters", etc.)

Great Gift For:
Siblings with a sense of humour
Friends who insist on being in charge
Fans of dark comedy and dysfunctional family energy

Machine embroidered with attitude. Ships fast. Worn with pride (and maybe a little entitlement).

Extra Customisation: You can select back embroidery from the embroidery placement drop-down. This can be a different thread colour or even a different font—just let us know in the personalisation box all the necessary details to make your cap uniquely yours.

Perfect Gift: This cap makes a thoughtful gift for loved ones. The ability to choose your own slogan and add personalised embroidery on the back makes it even more special.