'Kitchen Disco' Ceramic Straws (Set of 2)

For dancing round the island, spinning in your socks, and stirring cocktails like you're headlining your own house party.

This playful pair of handmade ceramic drinking straws features:

“Kitchen Disco” – for spontaneous countertop dance breaks

“Murder on the Dance Straw” – because some cocktails are criminally good

Handcrafted in my Newport studio, each straw is made from high-fired ceramic, glazed in a smooth glossy finish, and individually hand-lettered — meaning no two are ever quite identical. The red and blue lettering gives a bold, slightly retro feel that’s perfect for disco queens, dinner party drama, and late-night limoncello moments.

Whether you're hosting, gifting, or just dramatically sipping a G&T while cooking pasta, these straws bring instant personality to the glass.
Disco lovers
Cocktail enthusiasts
Fun, unexpected gifts
Kitchen dancers

Because life’s too short not to have a little disco by the sink.