'Paddle Boarding Twat' Birthday Card

The Curious Pancake

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    • Order placed
    • 21st November
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    • 22nd November
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    • Standard delivery
    • 26th - 27th November
    • Express delivery
    • 25th - 26th November

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Paddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior...

Paddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior

In terms of smugness, paddleboarders are second only to open-water swimmers, am I right?! Of course, I'm joking, kinda, I know so many paddle boarders these days that I just had to make this card. Take 'em down a peg or two, right?

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This funny birthday card for paddle boarding nuts is printed in the UK on 350gsm thick FSC board. It comes, plastic-free, with a matching kraft brown envelope.

Card size (A6): 10.5cm x 14.8cm

Delivery

The delivery options for this item are listed below (if it doesn't state 'Express delivery' then that option is not available for this product). As soon as you place your order, this small business will spring into action, get it ready and send it out... (and you can feel wonderful for supporting them).

Delivery options available

Standard delivery: £1.65
Receive it by 26th - 27th November

Express delivery: £7.35
Receive it by 25th - 26th November

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Claire Senior, owner and chief creator at The Curious Pancake sitting on her green, hipster sofa, looking directly at the camera. A little grey kitten sits to her right, gazing off dreamily into the middle distance.

The Curious Pancake

Nottingham

Aloha! Claire speaking (I'm the one on the left). I'm the founder and illustrator of greetings card brand The Curious Pancake. Cat, Edna, is a silent partner ;-)

I started my business in 2011 after working part time in various card shops that sold greetings cards I found far from inspirational. I decided to do something about that, and 'Pancake blossomed into existence! I enjoy creating typographical cards full of imperfection and my own weird observations on life. If it all looks a bit random, that's because it is. Life's too short to be coherent, right?!